

The Gardener
The O Great One
Hailing from the great lands of stripe-populous, the Gardener has dedicated centuries to crafting delicate but sensual landscapes that have inspired the minds of Queen Elizabeth I, Edgar Allan Poe, and Mufasa. It has been told that during Gardener's apprenticeship, he created a lawn stripe, so straight that ruler companies when to him for calibration.

The Maid
AKA The Queen
Originating from the highest tops of the Azores mountains, the maid has studied the fine and delicate art of feng shui for three decades. She understands the molecular structure of dust particle and can de-grease a cast iron pan by simply using a teardrop. It was once said that the maid cleaned a window so well, if any mere mortal looked through the glass, they would see into an alternate world